The Real Sleepy Cast

Fuck Dave the Rabbit, and we love Cosmic Brownies! And pussy! Glorious pussy! I wonder if you could cross breed a pussy, and cosmic brownies to make the most awesome cosmic pussy?

God damn what a train wreck. Triple C returns for co-hosting duty, and thus alot of wrestling talk ensues. Not to mention dem Sleepy Boys declare war on the Podomatic comedy selection.

What? Danny Elfman anit even mentioned once in this show! But it got you to listen, didn't it? Now that we've hooked you in, welcome to the darkest Sleepy Cast ever! Bitch.

Back to da woods our heroes go. Fuck that bird! And fuck the limb it sits on!

Stick three fingers in your ass, and check for lumps cause dem Sleepy Boys is back in town! Our heroes take you back to your child hood days and review the first episode of Ninja Turtles.

Asses? Basketballs? Together?!?!?! WOW! Tell me more! Well Jimmy, if you listen, you'll find out. Also we're going to prison. See you in the next 10 to 15 years.

You know what? Fuck you! Write down your own god damn description! Kidding! Just kidding. Seriously, we're not doing a description.

Man oh man. Our Heroes just about do it all in this episode. Literally, I don't think we left any stone unturned. Just saying, you'll go to hell for listening to this one.

Our heroes read your disappointing mail about last weeks episode, and Mothra scares dem Sleepy Boys right into Jeff's Secret Stash.

I'm gonna warn you guys early here, we got asked a Ghostbusters question. You've been warned. Thank you Mothra, where ever you are.

Our heroes get more fan mail, and new fan pictures! Oh my. They wax philosophically on big blue dicks, and drunken party chicks.

It's the cast you almost never heard! Is that even proper english? Probable not, but neither is this show! Seriously though, it was almost lost....INTO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!! Bitch.

Well do it then BITCH! Funny how these descriptions use to mean something. Now...we hate. Hate so black and bitter.

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. We spelled cumming like cumming on somebody....you know, with a 'U'. Ahhhhhh, we're so god damn funny.

You lost at plinko, and we lost at life. For some strange reason, our heroes (and special guest) have a shit load of fan mail! And new pictures that you wish you could see! Bitch.

Just when you though it was safe to eat the jarred fruit. Your heroes tell you what grandpappy's secret sauce was.

We're tired of trying to come up with something clever and witty for you every week! Fuck you...bitch!

God Damn! It feels good to be sleepy!

Well we do...not really...well there was this one time.

Why's everything so sleepy around here? Our heroes bring back an old segment that never took off, and now they remember why. Also, 'Video Wasteland', and a very serious PSA.

Dem Sleepy Boys, with special guest Steve, play the worse game ever! The Bible Game for the PlayStation 2.

Rob Zombie's Halloween...Round 2!

Well it did! You don't know, you weren't there! We don't know what happened this week folks. I mean, it's not like we wanna suck. It just popped in there. What just popped in there?

Well do it then bitch! This week we bring you retro porn! And a sex toy....THE GREATEST SEX TOY!!!! Bitch!

Holy crips! They're crappable! Without a doubt, the MOST offensive Sleepy Cast, second per second, EVER!!! Not only do we offend the handie capable, the piss off all the Kurt Cobain fans!

Follow the link if you dare:
http://www.beerorkid.com/phpboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=12770

In all it's rerun glory, we bring you, Canteen Boys!!! Well, two minutes of it anyway.

Dem Sleepy Boys found a new chick to stalk! Should we really say that in the description? Oh well, it's the first ever 'Sleepy Games'!

Dem Sleepy Boys pay respect to yet another fallen legend, Memphis local legend, Isaac Hayes. We interview him from beyond the grave!!!

We're number 1! The other 'Sleepy Cast' is gone. And that puts things back to normal, with dem Sleepy Boys in charge!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!

It's our party and we'll cry if we want too! You would too if no one talked to you. It's our 1st birthday, and 50th episode! Great timing huh?

Oh god. What horrors have we brought upon you this day? An epic (we use that word a lot don't we?) Video Wastleland! And we 'go go Power Rangers' into some dirty Power Ranger talk.

This episode was brought to you by the leter "P" for FZR's Dead Sea Salt and Miracle Mana. Frank's house is over run with dogmatic shit! And Ronin sulks wondering if he is alone in a sea of fools.

George Carlin's dead and we're all sad now. Steve from Deadlantern.com's Splattercast joins our heroes has they give Carlin a final 'fair well'. And, for a special treat, they ride an old dead horse into the ground. Be sure to listen til the end for extra Carlin goodness!

This is what it be like. Dem Sleepy Boys come in with no show prep what so ever (like they ever had any to begin with) to ask the question "What would American Gladiators be like if it had fuckin?"

Our heroes bring back Steve, with there dicks! Steve and FZR pummel Ronin for Metal Gear Solid 4 spoilers, and define what makes a good girl bad. All this and more on the longest Sleepy Cast in history...by the way, that other Sleepy Cast still sucks...bitch!

Our heroes dig DEEP into the well. All the way back to episode 4. That's right, there's an Ep.4, even if it's not on the player. We bring back the one, the only, the Titty Whore. And ah, speaking of anal...

What? Oh, you guys, ranting and raving and carrying on. Do you believe these guys, these fucks here even talk about....cumming! But don't tell nobody. Bitch.

Cue up that John Williams music. Movie Sign bitches! Dem Sleepy Boys invaded a perfectly good theater, and for what? To see the new Indie' movie thats what BITCHES!

The boys are back in town folks! Did you guys know its legal to ship cum in the mail? Now you do! Try it with your loved ones. Dem Sleepy Boys kick off there 40th episode, talkin' bout one hit wonders, and there new lord...'Jeff'.

Why is it green? I don't know, don't ask such silly questions. Just shut the fuck up and listen. Oh yeah, we got fan audio mail. And now, Ronin's addicted to eBay.

This episode is brought to you by the letter "g" for 'Goatse'. Google that one bitches! Dem Sleepy Boys get side tracked writting this descrpiton playing Super Mario World, but anyway... you guys write back for a change! We've got fetish stories!

I just don't know were we went wrong. It was suppose to be a simple podcast. But then fetishes got thrown into the mix. Oh yeah, more sexy listener pics/fan mail

You will piss your pants with fear.....after listening to this episode of Sleepy Cast! Your favorite Sleepy Boys review 'The Grand Horror' of Dead Lantern fame. And get this, they like. They really like it! Also Charlton Heston is dead, news at 11.