The Real Sleepy Cast

Ep.87 Nutbush Tokyo Drift

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:06:17 GMT

HOLY SHIT THAT WAS SCARY! You got goat rape! You got Halloween 2! You got triple penetration, AND THE SCARIEST RANDOM MOMENT EVER! Only on Sleepy Cast bitches!

Ep.86 Nothing Worse Then A Pregant Stripper

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 06:23:39 GMT

We've said it before, we'll say it again; where else can you get Miley Cyrus, nude Vanessa Hudgens, Meat Loaf, Scientist fluffing rhinos, and the Cherokee Pride song? Only on Sleepy Cast motherfuckers!

Ep.85 You'll Never Know

Sleepy Cast — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 02:44:25 GMT

Yeeaah. Are you ready for the longest Porno Review in your life?!?! Well, maybe not in your life. But in a long time! Ronin DT's from lack of internet, and dem boys end it off with a talk about music.

Ep.84 Fuckin' Flintstones

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:40:43 GMT

Why do we talk so much about Jesus in this episode? I mean, we don't even like the guy. But we do want to see him fuck Mary Magdalene.

Ep.83 40 Pound Box of Rape!

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 06:18:04 GMT

Rape, back alley abortions, and wookie ecstasy rage. Two years in, what did expect?

Ep.82 Big Sleepy Slider Station

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 05:51:38 GMT

If these celebrities keep dying, then we'll be kings! Kings I tells ya! Also, we heard when Farrah Fawcett died, she had one request; for all the children of the world to be safe. And thus, Michael Jackson died.

Ep.81 You're looking into the eyes of Satan.

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 23 Jun 2009 02:47:56 GMT

Fuck Dave the Rabbit, and we love Cosmic Brownies! And pussy! Glorious pussy! I wonder if you could cross breed a pussy, and cosmic brownies to make the most awesome cosmic pussy?

Ep.80 Triple C Jamboree Pt.2

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 05:11:04 GMT

God damn what a train wreck. Triple C returns for co-hosting duty, and thus alot of wrestling talk ensues. Not to mention dem Sleepy Boys declare war on the Podomatic comedy selection.

Ep. 79 Fuckin' Danny Elfman

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 26 May 2009 00:13:42 GMT

What? Danny Elfman anit even mentioned once in this show! But it got you to listen, didn't it? Now that we've hooked you in, welcome to the darkest Sleepy Cast ever! Bitch.

Ep.78 Down For Whatever

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 19 May 2009 00:10:26 GMT

Back to da woods our heroes go. Fuck that bird! And fuck the limb it sits on!

Ep.77 Rectal Cancer

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 12 May 2009 03:39:51 GMT

Stick three fingers in your ass, and check for lumps cause dem Sleepy Boys is back in town! Our heroes take you back to your child hood days and review the first episode of Ninja Turtles.

Ep.76 Assketball

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 05 May 2009 05:48:45 GMT

Asses? Basketballs? Together?!?!?! WOW! Tell me more! Well Jimmy, if you listen, you'll find out. Also we're going to prison. See you in the next 10 to 15 years.

Ep.75 ADD Cast

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 27 Apr 2009 06:30:44 GMT

You know what? Fuck you! Write down your own god damn description! Kidding! Just kidding. Seriously, we're not doing a description.

Ep.74 Not Ok Touching

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:08:01 GMT

Man oh man. Our Heroes just about do it all in this episode. Literally, I don't think we left any stone unturned. Just saying, you'll go to hell for listening to this one.

Ep.73 FZR & Ronin's Secret Stash PT.4

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 02:01:41 GMT

Our heroes read your disappointing mail about last weeks episode, and Mothra scares dem Sleepy Boys right into Jeff's Secret Stash.

Ep.72 Ghostbusters Geek

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 15:33:38 GMT

I'm gonna warn you guys early here, we got asked a Ghostbusters question. You've been warned. Thank you Mothra, where ever you are.

Ep.71 Don't Kiss Me I'm Straight ^.^

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 16 Mar 2009 06:40:53 GMT

Our heroes get more fan mail, and new fan pictures! Oh my. They wax philosophically on big blue dicks, and drunken party chicks.

Ep.70 The Operation of the Miracle Kiss! PT.2

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 01:01:37 GMT

It's the cast you almost never heard! Is that even proper english? Probable not, but neither is this show! Seriously though, it was almost lost....INTO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!! Bitch.

Ep.69....Need I Say More?

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 25 Feb 2009 06:11:22 GMT

Well do it then BITCH! Funny how these descriptions use to mean something. Now...we hate. Hate so black and bitter.

Ep.68 Cumming Out Party

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:39:33 GMT

Yeahhhhhhhhhhh. We spelled cumming like cumming on somebody....you know, with a 'U'. Ahhhhhh, we're so god damn funny.

Ep.67 Vagina Haiku

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 19 Jan 2009 16:49:27 GMT

You lost at plinko, and we lost at life. For some strange reason, our heroes (and special guest) have a shit load of fan mail! And new pictures that you wish you could see! Bitch.

Ep.66 Mason Jar

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 05:33:28 GMT

Just when you though it was safe to eat the jarred fruit. Your heroes tell you what grandpappy's secret sauce was.

Ep.65 There You Go

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 22 Dec 2008 07:02:29 GMT

We're tired of trying to come up with something clever and witty for you every week! Fuck you...bitch!

Ep.64 You've Raised My Curiosity

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 15 Dec 2008 05:19:44 GMT

God Damn! It feels good to be sleepy!

Ep.63 We Do Cocaine!!!

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:41:46 GMT

Well we do...not really...well there was this one time.

Ep.62 The Sleepy...Cast?

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 19 Nov 2008 06:47:47 GMT

Why's everything so sleepy around here? Our heroes bring back an old segment that never took off, and now they remember why. Also, 'Video Wasteland', and a very serious PSA.

Ep.61 The Bible Cast

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 05:18:16 GMT

Dem Sleepy Boys, with special guest Steve, play the worse game ever! The Bible Game for the PlayStation 2.

Ep.60 Halloween Bullshit!

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 28 Oct 2008 01:46:59 GMT

Rob Zombie's Halloween...Round 2!

Ep.59 My Foreskin Just Grew Back

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 20 Oct 2008 06:18:06 GMT

Well it did! You don't know, you weren't there! We don't know what happened this week folks. I mean, it's not like we wanna suck. It just popped in there. What just popped in there?

Ep.58 UnBuckle My Pants, And Unzip My Fly

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 06 Oct 2008 05:27:01 GMT

Well do it then bitch! This week we bring you retro porn! And a sex toy....THE GREATEST SEX TOY!!!! Bitch!

Ep.57 Handiecapable Cast!

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 22 Sep 2008 05:31:28 GMT

Holy crips! They're crappable! Without a doubt, the MOST offensive Sleepy Cast, second per second, EVER!!! Not only do we offend the handie capable, the piss off all the Kurt Cobain fans! Follow the link if you dare: http://www.beerorkid.com/phpboard/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=12770

Ep.56 ReRun

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 21:31:23 GMT

In all it's rerun glory, we bring you, Canteen Boys!!! Well, two minutes of it anyway.

Ep.53 Bubble Bath!!!

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 04:45:45 GMT

Dem Sleepy Boys found a new chick to stalk! Should we really say that in the description? Oh well, it's the first ever 'Sleepy Games'!

Ep.52 R.I.P. Isaac Hayes

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 06:28:33 GMT

Dem Sleepy Boys pay respect to yet another fallen legend, Memphis local legend, Isaac Hayes. We interview him from beyond the grave!!!

Ep.51 Hulk Hogan With Titties

Sleepy Cast — Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:44:45 GMT

We're number 1! The other 'Sleepy Cast' is gone. And that puts things back to normal, with dem Sleepy Boys in charge!!! WOOOOOOOO!!!!

Ep.50 BirthdayCast!

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 23 Jul 2008 07:46:42 GMT

It's our party and we'll cry if we want too! You would too if no one talked to you. It's our 1st birthday, and 50th episode! Great timing huh?

Ep.49 In The Heat of The Night

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 06:23:38 GMT

Oh god. What horrors have we brought upon you this day? An epic (we use that word a lot don't we?) Video Wastleland! And we 'go go Power Rangers' into some dirty Power Ranger talk.

Ep.48 Bear Mace to da Face!

Sleepy Cast — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 06:39:03 GMT

This episode was brought to you by the leter "P" for FZR's Dead Sea Salt and Miracle Mana. Frank's house is over run with dogmatic shit! And Ronin sulks wondering if he is alone in a sea of fools.

Ep.47 Tribute

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 30 Jun 2008 05:51:39 GMT

George Carlin's dead and we're all sad now. Steve from Deadlantern.com's Splattercast joins our heroes has they give Carlin a final 'fair well'. And, for a special treat, they ride an old dead horse into the ground. Be sure to listen til the end for extra Carlin goodness!

Ep.46 If American Gladiators Had Fuckin'

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 04:25:33 GMT

This is what it be like. Dem Sleepy Boys come in with no show prep what so ever (like they ever had any to begin with) to ask the question "What would American Gladiators be like if it had fuckin?"

Ep.45 SleepySkype

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:32:14 GMT

Our heroes bring back Steve, with there dicks! Steve and FZR pummel Ronin for Metal Gear Solid 4 spoilers, and define what makes a good girl bad. All this and more on the longest Sleepy Cast in history...by the way, that other Sleepy Cast still sucks...bitch!

Ep.44 Speaking of Anal

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 09 Jun 2008 04:51:36 GMT

Our heroes dig DEEP into the well. All the way back to episode 4. That's right, there's an Ep.4, even if it's not on the player. We bring back the one, the only, the Titty Whore. And ah, speaking of anal...

Ep.43 Johnny Depp Woulda Been Robocop

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 05:11:55 GMT

What? Oh, you guys, ranting and raving and carrying on. Do you believe these guys, these fucks here even talk about....cumming! But don't tell nobody. Bitch.

Ep.42 Indiana Jones and The Temple of Porn

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 26 May 2008 05:20:18 GMT

Cue up that John Williams music. Movie Sign bitches! Dem Sleepy Boys invaded a perfectly good theater, and for what? To see the new Indie' movie thats what BITCHES!

Ep.40 Epic Cast!

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 12 May 2008 06:05:18 GMT

The boys are back in town folks! Did you guys know its legal to ship cum in the mail? Now you do! Try it with your loved ones. Dem Sleepy Boys kick off there 40th episode, talkin' bout one hit wonders, and there new lord...'Jeff'.

Ep.39 Baptist Wave Good-Bye

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 28 Apr 2008 05:29:32 GMT

Why is it green? I don't know, don't ask such silly questions. Just shut the fuck up and listen. Oh yeah, we got fan audio mail. And now, Ronin's addicted to eBay.

Ep.38 Goatse

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 21 Apr 2008 05:58:02 GMT

This episode is brought to you by the letter "g" for 'Goatse'. Google that one bitches! Dem Sleepy Boys get side tracked writting this descrpiton playing Super Mario World, but anyway... you guys write back for a change! We've got fetish stories!

Ep.37 What the Fuck Were We Talkin' About?

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 04:19:26 GMT

I just don't know were we went wrong. It was suppose to be a simple podcast. But then fetishes got thrown into the mix. Oh yeah, more sexy listener pics/fan mail

Ep.36 The Grand Sleepy Cast

Sleepy Cast — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:27:11 GMT

You will piss your pants with fear.....after listening to this episode of Sleepy Cast! Your favorite Sleepy Boys review 'The Grand Horror' of Dead Lantern fame. And get this, they like. They really like it! Also Charlton Heston is dead, news at 11.